"These are the basics my boy-- you can use what you had learned today to treat minor wounds and infections in a patient. Now as for the final patient, you may wish to avert your eyes if you are squeamish-- this takes a lot from you, a lot from me, and a lot from this poor fella here." Herbi closed his eyes and shook his head and then sterilized a straw made of gum material that could bend through small tunnels.
"Pull down your pants boy," Herbi helped with the pants pulling. Then with one hand he took a hold of the patient's peepeedeepee, the other hand he stuffed the beginnings of the straw into the peepeedeepee hole. At the end of the straw was a pump. Herbi gave one squeeze and the pump vacuumed out clear yellow liquid. Despite the pain of urethral-invasion, the patient breathed a sigh of relief when Herbi's catheter helped released the contents of his almost exploded-bladder.
"If something is blocked, you clear it. Good? Good. Have his area washed and cleaned. I'll give him a pill to eat to prevent an infection. Wash with saline water, will be good enough. And you, patient man, keep drinking lots of cranberry juice and water and remember to not hold in your urine any more!"
Good, good-- the patient might need surgery later but that was beyond the scope of this class, too bad for the patient.
"Now Ariston, I think you are set. Here is your documentation, and you are official a Beginner Healer."
XP awarded X2, Basic Healing/Medicine
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